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Alicia Ivanhoe, Hailee Rose, Evan Wallace, Ashley Danielle Simpson, Lindsey Whitener, Vanessa Toyama, and Lauren Alexa! 

Drawing for our next production! Amazing creation from Skyler Gonzalez! Our Production will hit the stage at the Hollywood Fringe Festival this Summer in June! Auditions this coming Sunday, February 26th, at the Lounge Theater! 

We are currently casting two more actors for this production. One male and one female. Each actor will take multiple roles due to the fact that we need seven actors to take on over thirty roles. Below is a break down of the male and female actor roles that we are hoping to cast!

ALL ACTORS will be asked to bring an a comedic monologue... (theater or film) and to sing or rap a pop song of their choice. Auditions are February 26th, Sunday from 12 noon to 3pm.

MALE, 20-35 (Actor who can sing- or at least carry a tune, has dancing ability, and improve experience is a major plus! Body type and ethnicity are not an issue. We are open to all ethnicities. Male actor must also be open to wearing a dress on stage.)

ROLE: LIBERAL LESBIAN

The Liberal Lesbian must be played by a male actor- who will be asked to play multiple roles as will the rest of the cast. The Liberal Lesbian, is just as titled. An anit-Trump, pro-Hillary supporter. She is not happy with the election results and shows the most love towards Hillary Clinton. She will stop at nothing to inform the audience that Hillary was the woman for the job. The male actor will also be asked to play Ivanka Trump, a calmed demeanor beauty who is asked to give a speech to relax the nation on the election results. The next role is Mary Cragin, a sexually charged nympho from the 1800's who helps conspire with a Religious leader to make infidelity a blessing encouraged by God. The last role is a Gay Baker, who sings a show tune to Mike Pence about gay rights. Body type, race and ethnicity is not a requirement, due to the fact that actor will be playing multiple roles. Improv experience would help-- actor must only be comfortable with their sexuality and willing to wear a dress and play a woman.

FEMALE, 20-35 (Actress who can sing, dance, and has improve experience is a plus. We are not looking for a specific body type or ethnicity... we only  want someone who is comfortable playing multiple roles and is comfortable with their sexuality on stage. Actress breakdown is below.

ROLE Bernie Sanders Supporter
The Bernie Sanders Supporter is a lead role that is also played by an actress who will take on four more roles-- The first role of Bernie Sanders Supporter will be an educated, angry young American who is not thrilled at all by the election results and by the campaign. An anti-Trump, Anti-Hillary, and Anti-everything, the Supporter will stop at nothing to inform the audience of political corruption. The second role would be King David of the Bible. The Actress will be required to poke fun of David's infidelity and hunger for sexual appetite. David in this production is a vulgar, sex raged moron, who will stop at nothing to have sex with every woman and brag about it. No specific dialect is needed, due to the fact that David will talk more contemporary, as if he has been to one too many rap concerts. An ability to rap some of the dialogue would be a plus! The third role is John Humprhey Noyes, a 1800s American who lived through the Second Great Awakening-- taking on another male role, the actress will be asked to play a more sophisticated Aristocratic character, who speaks at an immense articulate level. John Noyes, much like David can be a little crude and drop some dirty words. The fourth role would also be a male character, as a Gay Florist, who sings a show tune song to Vice President Mike Pence, encouraging gay rights. The last role would be a 1940's Sexy Nazi Transvestite that will be doing a dance number for Donald Trump. Age is flexible, and body type is wide open due to the fact that the actress will be playing multiple roles. Being in a specific shape is not a requirement, but an actress who is comfortable with her sexuality and body is a plus.

WHEN:
Auditions are February 26th, 12noon-3pm! Just enough time to audition and watch the Oscars after!

WHERE:
The Lounge Theatres in Los Angeles, CA. Off Santa Monica near Vine and El Centro.

WHAT FOR:
The musical/rhyming couplets production of Orange Juice. A comedic play that pokes fun at the 2016 election.
WHAT DO I AUDITION WITH:
We will ask that actors prepare a comedic monologue (from theater or film). Also actors will be asked to sing or rap any song of their choice to show us your musical talents. This is a rated R play, so feel free to bring a song that may seem a bit vulgar or obscene, or bring something pretty and innocent. We welcome all songs (Except Nickelback).

WHAT IS THIS PLAY ABOUT:
Well, it's a lot of things. But if you scroll down a bit on our updates... you will see what this play is about. There is a lot of info-- you can also find us at LA CASTING.

ORANGE JUICE
WRITTEN BY MARK ANTHONY SMITH
MUSIC BY LINDSEY WHITENER

AUDITIONS COMING SOON! 

AT THE LOUNGE THEATRES (LOUNGE 2)
OFF SANTA MONICA AND EL CENTRE (NEAR VINE)
6201 California Route 2, Los Angeles, CA 90038

SHOW DATES ARE SET! 
JUNE 4TH, SUNDAY, 2PM (PREVIEW)
JUNE 8TH, THURSDAY, 6PM
JUNE 14TH, WEDNESDAY, 4PM
JUNE 18TH, SATURDAY, 8PM (LAST NIGHT)

Say what you want about this year's election. Rather you're to the right or the left-- this has been a silly, entertaining, and down right WWE Raw stylized campaign on both sides. While many to the left are in fear of their lives and many to the right actually believe Trump is a good candidate, and all the people in the middle will just smoke a somewhat legalized joint and watch it all burn... not the joint, the country... We should all take the time to laugh. Even though there is a right to be worried, scared, excited, nervous, unsure, and whatever everyone is feeling-- Thank god we're feeling something. Because this ain't nothing to be ignored. And while many people have different ways to express what they are feeling, I turn to COMEDY! That is why I worked so hard on crafting this play. A rhyming couplets style that will included musical numbers by Lindsey Whitener who created music for my last production TITS! Thanks to a great small group of friends who came out to read my first draft (you can see their beautiful faces below), I decided to move forward for Fringe in Hollywood! I hope you all come out and support this wild play! 

Play written in Rhyming Couplets, which will also include song and dance numbers in a very unique production inspired by the previous election the U.S. recently encountered. This is a walk down memory lane about how ridiculous both sides may have been in their desperation to win the nod for President. Rather than making political proclamations, I'd rather point out the desperate attempt of both parties to dress up our Presidential nominees as sexy, desirable, omnipotent, and failing to actually make them look worthy of running our country... This production will be told in documentary style.  In which we not only cover the election of Trump VS Hillary, but there also will be a historical breakdown of other terribly appointed nation and cult leaders such as King David of the Bible, a prophet chosen by God, John Humphrey Noyes a Religious preacher who used the Bible to form a Utopia of free love (or as we call today... adultery), and male continence (or as we call today... pulling out), and of course Adolf Hitler... The true Nazi. This production will be very costume heavy in which Eight Actors/Actresses will take on a multitude of roles ranging from Ancient Judaism era of King David in 900 BCE, to early American Protestant times of the early 1800's, World War 2 Nazi Germany, and of course today. The production will be titled 'Orange Juice'. Inspired by President Elect Donald Trump, The Orange one. 
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