RoxxiStudios and Caffeine High Productions
CASTING CALL: The Hip and the Sternum – web series
LOCATION: The Complex Theater in the Villa
6476 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90038
DATE: January 17th, Sunday. 4pm-7pm.
AUDITION REQUIREMENTS: Actors must sign up for a ten minute slot and read sides and show musical talents (Except for those auditioning for Stevie Wynn)
CONTACT: email at skitnolia80@gmail.com or contact at themarkspot.com
ROLES AUDITIONING with DISCRIPTION
LUTHER LOVELOSS (handsome, late 20’s, early 30’s, limited singing, guitar ability needed)
An extremely handsome, articulate musician. He is a decent guitar player, a average singer, but his real talent lies in his smooth talking ability! Some how he manages to get every woman in bed. He even finds ways to score with man hating lesbians! That's how charming he is. Luther is on a mission to have great sex, charm women and create great music! While his actions may come off unlikable to people, his intentions are good and he is completely oblivious to his douchey behavior.
Luther is the lead singer of The Hip and The Sternum and co-creator, along with his two former band mates Penny Givens and Mary Cross, a lesbian duo who collaborated in a band Evergreen Pastures. Of all the many women he has welcomed to his bed, Cross and Givens are two women he has not hooked up with. He has now joined forces with these two beautiful women to create the Hip and The Sternum. Luther takes over as lead male singer and rhythm guitar player.
STEVIE WYNN (Cute, peppy, mid 20’s to mid 30’s, not musical talants needed!)
Stevie is an interviewer and huge fan of the Hip and The Sternum. She is cute and peppy-- and cannot help but be a little dorky. She is extremely enthusiastic and very positive about every aspect of the band. No matter how negative or ridiculous the actions of the band, she remains upbeat and hopeful of the bands prospects. Although a big fan of music, Stevie has no musical talents. She can't sing, play an instrument, and for sure can't carry a tune. Instead she carries a notepad and microphone. She knows every song and move by the Hip and the Sternum. She sometimes takes on the role of groupie and even sleeps with the band members. Male and Female. Although she has had sexual relations with men, she claims to be 75% lesbian and only 25% strait.
Stevie's mission is to make the Hip and the Sternum a household name. Even though it's not hip to be hip, she still believes that everyone should be aware of who the Hip and The Sternum is! Her hard work, knowledge, and deep love for the band will eventually lead her to be the band's manager. But she will still never join the band because she has no talent..
Beyancha (Hot, voluptuous, sexy, early 20’s to late 20’s, strong singing ability)
Her name is really Bianca-- but she spells it 'Beyancha', because she thinks it's unique. Her name is the least unique thing about her. Beyancha was once a pop star sensation. With a background as a teen pop star, Disney sensation, TRL champion, and her parents were second cousins to the band Los Del Rio-- which is how she was so lucky to get in the music business. But now at the age of 25, she is washed up, recovered from drug addiction, and still finding ways to overcome her sex addiction. She has a desire for older men, and talks like a sailor. Beyancha is far from a lady. She is vulgar, offensive, and has no shame of all the terrible things she's done in her life-- although she is not ashamed, she is moving passed that toxic lifestyle. Beyancha wears skimpy outfits, and is very proud of her perfect body, comfortable with her sexuality. She also must have a great singing voice.
Beyancha is now a back-up singer for the Lefty Crew, a rap group led by Romo Teller and Valerie Angelique. Beyancha and the Lefty Crew join Romo Teller as part of the Hip and the Sternum. Beyancha not only becomes a major player in the Hip and the Sternum she uses her famous name and deep lyricist ability to enhance the band. She is not only a Hip and the Sternum member, she is also a AA meeting leader.
Penny Givens (Cute, but grungy, 20’s, singing ability)
Penny Givens is a proud lesbian and Hippy. She does not believe in showers or the usage of deodorant. She believes her own natural body smell is all the scent she needs. She is also a firm believer in female farting. She believes that the female should not be ashamed of releasing their body gasses-- and the smell is a blessing.She teaches a Fart Yoga Seminar online and has quite the following. But her major talent is singing. She has had some minor success in her female duo group Givens and Cross. in which she sang with her ex-girlfriend Mary Cross, a depressed emotional wreck. After their heart breaking end to their relationship, Penny has now decided to be strait. Penny is now 60% Lesbian, 20% Strait, and 20% non-sexual.
Penny plays a major role in creating The Hip and the Sternum. Along with Luther and Mary Cross, Penny is a lead singer and guitar player for the band. Penny is the peaceful person who welcomes no hate, no negative intentions, and will never resort to violence. She is a peaceful hippy, who would be even more beautiful if she just showered a little more, and maybe held in a few more farts. She becomes a close friend to Stevie Wynn and encourages her to manage the band!
CASTING CALL: The Hip and the Sternum – web series
LOCATION: The Complex Theater in the Villa
6476 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90038
DATE: January 17th, Sunday. 4pm-7pm.
AUDITION REQUIREMENTS: Actors must sign up for a ten minute slot and read sides and show musical talents (Except for those auditioning for Stevie Wynn)
CONTACT: email at skitnolia80@gmail.com or contact at themarkspot.com
ROLES AUDITIONING with DISCRIPTION
LUTHER LOVELOSS (handsome, late 20’s, early 30’s, limited singing, guitar ability needed)
An extremely handsome, articulate musician. He is a decent guitar player, a average singer, but his real talent lies in his smooth talking ability! Some how he manages to get every woman in bed. He even finds ways to score with man hating lesbians! That's how charming he is. Luther is on a mission to have great sex, charm women and create great music! While his actions may come off unlikable to people, his intentions are good and he is completely oblivious to his douchey behavior.
Luther is the lead singer of The Hip and The Sternum and co-creator, along with his two former band mates Penny Givens and Mary Cross, a lesbian duo who collaborated in a band Evergreen Pastures. Of all the many women he has welcomed to his bed, Cross and Givens are two women he has not hooked up with. He has now joined forces with these two beautiful women to create the Hip and The Sternum. Luther takes over as lead male singer and rhythm guitar player.
STEVIE WYNN (Cute, peppy, mid 20’s to mid 30’s, not musical talants needed!)
Stevie is an interviewer and huge fan of the Hip and The Sternum. She is cute and peppy-- and cannot help but be a little dorky. She is extremely enthusiastic and very positive about every aspect of the band. No matter how negative or ridiculous the actions of the band, she remains upbeat and hopeful of the bands prospects. Although a big fan of music, Stevie has no musical talents. She can't sing, play an instrument, and for sure can't carry a tune. Instead she carries a notepad and microphone. She knows every song and move by the Hip and the Sternum. She sometimes takes on the role of groupie and even sleeps with the band members. Male and Female. Although she has had sexual relations with men, she claims to be 75% lesbian and only 25% strait.
Stevie's mission is to make the Hip and the Sternum a household name. Even though it's not hip to be hip, she still believes that everyone should be aware of who the Hip and The Sternum is! Her hard work, knowledge, and deep love for the band will eventually lead her to be the band's manager. But she will still never join the band because she has no talent..
Beyancha (Hot, voluptuous, sexy, early 20’s to late 20’s, strong singing ability)
Her name is really Bianca-- but she spells it 'Beyancha', because she thinks it's unique. Her name is the least unique thing about her. Beyancha was once a pop star sensation. With a background as a teen pop star, Disney sensation, TRL champion, and her parents were second cousins to the band Los Del Rio-- which is how she was so lucky to get in the music business. But now at the age of 25, she is washed up, recovered from drug addiction, and still finding ways to overcome her sex addiction. She has a desire for older men, and talks like a sailor. Beyancha is far from a lady. She is vulgar, offensive, and has no shame of all the terrible things she's done in her life-- although she is not ashamed, she is moving passed that toxic lifestyle. Beyancha wears skimpy outfits, and is very proud of her perfect body, comfortable with her sexuality. She also must have a great singing voice.
Beyancha is now a back-up singer for the Lefty Crew, a rap group led by Romo Teller and Valerie Angelique. Beyancha and the Lefty Crew join Romo Teller as part of the Hip and the Sternum. Beyancha not only becomes a major player in the Hip and the Sternum she uses her famous name and deep lyricist ability to enhance the band. She is not only a Hip and the Sternum member, she is also a AA meeting leader.
Penny Givens (Cute, but grungy, 20’s, singing ability)
Penny Givens is a proud lesbian and Hippy. She does not believe in showers or the usage of deodorant. She believes her own natural body smell is all the scent she needs. She is also a firm believer in female farting. She believes that the female should not be ashamed of releasing their body gasses-- and the smell is a blessing.She teaches a Fart Yoga Seminar online and has quite the following. But her major talent is singing. She has had some minor success in her female duo group Givens and Cross. in which she sang with her ex-girlfriend Mary Cross, a depressed emotional wreck. After their heart breaking end to their relationship, Penny has now decided to be strait. Penny is now 60% Lesbian, 20% Strait, and 20% non-sexual.
Penny plays a major role in creating The Hip and the Sternum. Along with Luther and Mary Cross, Penny is a lead singer and guitar player for the band. Penny is the peaceful person who welcomes no hate, no negative intentions, and will never resort to violence. She is a peaceful hippy, who would be even more beautiful if she just showered a little more, and maybe held in a few more farts. She becomes a close friend to Stevie Wynn and encourages her to manage the band!